This is a v. funny post
first of all...lets start with the morning
woke up. ate bread, dressed, went 2sch, took 963.
it rained on the bus journey. so heavily i could not see the stop properly. so i missed the NUSHS bus stop. the bus continued across a mini-highway and i alighted at the next stop. instead of being easy and cross the road take 963 back...i walked all the way bak 2 sch in the rain w.o umbrella. with crs and no traffic light...pro ar??
after that did the drilling thing with all the ncc senior. stanlrey was there. so we were like damn slack.
russel said," i thought u liked sex"
stanley : not with these aprt a's
thank god man
LOLS
so we learnt 2 new things
keblakan dujring marhcing and turning left/right during marching
pro...i dunno hwo turn left/right.
i best timer ...but damn weird
when jun hui timing...this indian guy also timing...so can ahrdly hear jun hui...so joshua also go shout. the indian guy shout louder...like challenging us or something.
lols
then hentatakki or sumthin liddat...i heard wrongly. thought hump the kentucky. so timing should be : K...F K... F... C
after thta....we had 2 show the SL's an exemplary standard of drills....so no wonder i the middle when turning and the timer...yeah i own.
so...we did everything perfectly i think...until je hon ask wad is their problem...
i raised my hand said," ME!!!"
cuz my turning sux...but i one of the only one dun gt confused when keblakan durin marching...
i even pro-er
the timing is Check T L V cheeck...
my one is Check C L T Check...
so pro
then now laugh at the 206 seniors
yu jia now more famous than me.
cuz she demonstrator doin marchin
this is emman's comments
" Her arms r not straight...so dun look like housewife going pasar malam liddat."
My Comments" yu jia driving tractor is it...or is it bus...can tell?"
saw aisyah giggling away like retarded bimbo liddat
then this wad emman said when do hump the kentucky in frontof him.
he made us shout/sing the ncc song...thingy.
then he said," everyone shout louder, got netball girls loking lehs..."
*almoz puked*
so...
wad other funny things ars...
...........
others all at KFC de i think.
oh yeah
i showed everyone russel's berhenti
do a pole dance a turn then bang ur foot.
oh yeah
AIK WEE
BERHENTI IN MARCHING IS CHECK ONE BANG
NOT CHECK ONE TWO ABNG
EVEN SAINT JOHN NOE THAT!!!
*looking down on saint john*
:P
haha...aisyah gunna kill me liaos
lucky she injured her right hand :P
okay on to KFC
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took 196 went 2 kfc...wasted time...josh n aik wee kill me liddat.
met emmanuel there. so we kachiau him wad he did with vanessa. say toilet...toilet...toilet lols
afte rthat...ate...tried 2 steal aik wee's popcorn chicken..then the ncc seniors along with the Sl's came. so we kachiau bernard instead...he bought wad... 2 mahs ptoatos 2 coleslaw 2 medium mountain dew...wtf??? i stole mountain dew from him. then after that i saw 3 ppl and i almoz jumped from the queue
guess who i saw...
the three female musketters
yj, tkl, and aisyah.
:P
aft that
everyone started 2 steal bernard's mountian dw...
the chester from 206 keep trying put his straw inside steal.
and this is wad i said," i managed 2 steal. cuz yr 1's overpower yr 2's , yr 3's or wadeva yr u r."
chester replied," i yr 4"
I looked at him...said," aiya so?> we still own u
Oo
then bernard started doing this
he put the mash ptoato in his mouth with the straw drinking mountain dew in his mouth.
bing jie started stealing his mash potato by using his straw suck it in
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this was wad josh did when bernard opened his coleslaw.
he stole it from him...and emptied the whole contents in2 the drink.
bernard looked petrified...and he said," no more appetitie cyas"
lols
after that i poured chilli in it.
not as grand as the mcflurry volcano but who the heck cares.
wee
i cant believe the money i wasted at KFC...
ah alright...nice dya of training all in all. sad no pt...next week hav 2 wear uniform as other UG may also be comin T_T
wait...can laugh at pradeep
HAHAHA
still rmbing the tractor licensed aisyah and yu jia
still rmbing emman;s comments
still rmbing y in the world i walked in the rain
wad is wrong with m?
more than u noe ::P
> o
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new expression lols
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