lols...2day bbq dunno whether is bbq....damn funny though
lols
so wake up
do all basic shit.
prepared for the gathering
and chiong ar walked all the way 2 cashew heights
sui event no.1... i got lost
so had 2 call clarissa
ask her lead me 2...the pool
i ended up sitting on a hill enjoying the breeze
wah so shiok
almoz feel alseep until clarissa FINALLY found me
after that met josh and the others
played sum lame football...and gavin super pro sias
*salutes mockingly*
he kicked the ball out twice...
one time it juz fell on2 the drain
other time...well...
it actually hit those pole thingies and flew again and it went all the way 2 the buildings there
yong ming even pro0er
*salutes mockingly again*
i blocked him in football
then
this wad happen
he pissed, grab the ball bounce it so much force
it flew over the gate...
pro
oh yeah
be4 that sui event no.2
playing badminton with vincent
then he hit so much 2 my right
i jumped 2 my riught...and rolled down the slope 2 the rock road...and knee got braised
okay
after that
after...doin eating sumthing
went bak 2 court
played basketball / foot ball this time
lols
this is the most sui event sias
the netball flew over the gate...i decided get it as sienz
then
hoisted myself over the hole in the huge gate...
metal mini spike..snagged my pants...
then i continued...
*RIPPPP*
wah...then keep touching my butt find the hole...
got 1 big slash on the right cheek pants...wth
so later
after that
also sui
the girls stupid joycelyn...force me play badminton...so i keep using backstroke for fun
then the girl clarissa say YY v.obscene.
so i said," then CLOSE UR EYES
wad ele
oh yeah
suddenly
news spread that i ripped my poants
so everyone ask me turn arnd..
i juz walked bakwards :P
and...
1 girl named clarisse...
she said," I noe u...
but i dunno her...
keep trying rmb
but keep 4get de
hey wait...I RMB
oh wait...no thats not her
lols
oh yeah
also got sui event no.4
challenging..cant rmb 2 push ups
then sudden;ly eu wen that horny asshole
stuck his pants the front part in front of my head
said <" suck my balls YY
i immediately ran away
lols
then after that
listened 2 eu wen's specialty jokes
when did zinia became a eu wen listener...
and when did touch my body became touch my penis...
nvm
so wait..all this in wrong order..nvm
abt 5 + we started barbecue...
that was when i did all sorts of crap.
i was showing ppl the way 2 destress
mainly..candy...( blow job ><)...squeeze (...dun nid say...) tribal dance ( juz whacked)
then we started placing charcoal
lighting the fire
then calvin the expert
copied patrina's method of starting a fire
he amde joshua powder-ize the charocal...then sprinkle them over the fire
then wth...whole place filled with smoke...
then calvin was like..* ah fire fire yeah***
lols
so this is wad happened
after FINALLY creating a fire
we started doing the food..
NVR ACCEPT BBQED FOOD FROM CLARISSA
OR PETRINA
those 2 giv me stomachache
i said 2 others including petrina saying... the chicken got blood!!
then yong ming was like.." of cuz lar YY. Chicken no blood then how * stands still*
almoz laughed 2 death
lols
gimme stomachache...
oh wait that was sui event no.5
now i noe petrina can nvr be housewife...coking sux
this was wad i suggested
pouring coker on the marshmallows then bbq them
...in the end...
gooey marshamllow
i bite it...how 2 describe...
like...eating slug liddat
so slimy
but it got faint coke tinge
but i had enugh of my ingenious cooking
and gav the rest 2 the girls
THERE WERE MORE GIRLSTHERE WTH
so all of them wanbted me tur arnd look at hole
WTH...
wad else did i do
oh yeah
i suggestsed...or was it damon...
he suggested putting butter in2 bbq pit
he put
the whole fire almoz reached my hand
so this was wad we did instead
we didnt wan 2 waste antural resources as charcoal is expensive
so we juz took
ota- toothpicks
satay sticks
tissue paper
toilet paper
and dump them in2 bbq pit
...
then josh mother scold me n damon
say our throwing inside stuff will poison everyone
lols...
clarissa like xiao mei mei lidat
throw tantrum keep jumping up n down
juz beuz i drank water from her nike bottle...
i was thirsty
and i kept stealing cheryl...or was it sheryl...nvm the one...wait..both dun wear glasses...wth...nvm 1 of them..not the one with hair like messy that one
her marshmallow
then she was like
YY my marshmallow!!!
oh yeaj
during bbq
i took sum ice
and bombarded the girls with it
anjd i rmb 2 times i was bombarded with water bombs from gavin earlier that day
i dun nid
i use cold water also cn
they scared liaos
2day also damn weird
one say YY u still as fat
other one say YY u hav lost weight
Oo
nvm
after eating all the stuff
played block catching
i hid in weird place
basketball court behind goal post
the place where ah ben. ah bird, ah qing, and ah...who the last ah...oh yah ah tim playing hoops
then clarissa, clarisse and sum girl called wan ying is it..they came in
clarisse...she was staring exactly at me and nvr report/ see me
wad the hel...i was drinking coke behind goal post...
then sumore ...thise 3 PLAYED basketball...still nvr see me wth...
so i surrendered myself walk bak 2 bbq pit.
sole survivor
i pro
lols
next rnd not so pro
i got lost..
then gavin caught me
3rd time
play block
went staircase 16~8th~10th~1st floor
1st floor kena caught by tim...
wad the hell
then had pic
everyone all make finger guns pointing 2 me
yeah i pro
wait...i rmb during block catching
i sprained my ankle and hit my knee..at the exact same spot
sui event no.6
" muz get sui event no.8 cuz 8 is auspiscious no."- edited version of wad calvin said
so i got until sui event. no.7
wait..8
if u count getting laughed by sjohua's parents and gavin lifting up the hole flap every few minutes as sui events
yeah
2moro got NCC
so shiok...
juz hope still can run properly...
><
sure can de
i YY
do crazy things all the time...
but i wasnt crazy enugh 2... well hey wait
2day wad i said the most
CLARISSA GO BACK HOME GRAB A STAPLER SO I CAN STAPLE MY PANTS SHUT
OO
drastic measures...
I am Yy, Yang Yi, Fat Yang, laughing Buddha, santa claus, u can call me anything related 2 fats, juz not anything related 2 h0m0sexuals.
