Hip Hip Hooray, i am back in school. And guess what, to start this post, i shall start by mocking my dear friend Rachel . Her blog is this Rachel's Blog . Just click enter when yu enter her blog, if you dont you will waste around 1 min of your life. First thing, i missed the bus. It left without me. So i had to take a taxi, and guess what, the price was 13.50 wtf!!!! Lucky i received 20 dollars.
Entered school, and had another Peer support group meetings. This time, we slacked, slacked while the others did all the shit of finding the clues.
Then i realized that Rachel was wearing Xin Ai's jacket, then i was like wtf? Then when she zipped off the jacket, i realized she wore informal instead of the formal tie. I was laughing like hell. She also changed her spectacles, so she looked stupid,well...stupider than usual but you get what i mean.
After that, prize giving ceremonies. Guess what? 106 owned the other classes, except for 107 who got a tie with us. So, i represented the class even though i held no important role in the class. 106 rox!!!!
After that was a very weird play about the little prince. Very dramatic, except for the fact that the characters always freeze halfway for some reason.
Hm....anyways after that, we had this talk about calendars by this norway guy named...Helmer Alaska or something like that, someone sms me about his name. M08106 ppl only!!!!
After that rather interesting talk about ang mors, calendars and his webpage for some reason, break. But then most people just ZHAO play badminton. And the rackets were ****light. COuld not hit properly. I prefer heavier than 1g rackets pls.
After that, fine arts. yeah i messed up my shirt for the 10th time this few months. I think i broke a world record. IS there a record for messing up your shirt?
Anywayz, after that we had to watch some movie about ABC news about innovative trolleys wtf?
ABC= Ang Boon Chong= Asia's badminton champion(of NUSHS m08106 )
^^
Then after that, we had to make some inovative improvements to soem objetcs we were given.
Order
1st group: weighing machine
2nd group: alarm clock
3rd group: hankerchief
4th group: cannot remember
5th group(us) : eating hot noodles with chopsticks (wtf?)
Punitha, me, ABC, Yong Chen were coming up with nutso ideas Jun Hui...not so much.
Yeah
Punitha got the correct answer
Attaching a mini fan to the chopsticks? WTF!!!???
I came up with answers like making the thin strands into a huge big strand and just suck that thing
Along with a comb shaped chopstick, and some other ****
Jun Hui came up with liquid nitrogenized chopsticks. In lay man's terms, that is very cold.
After that went back home. Guess what, Rachel took the same bus as me and Kian Wee. So she started eating a hot dog, and if you visit her blog, you will see a mathematical equation.
I said the sauce was ****'s semen. Name kept prvate for OBVIOUS reasons.
Walking back at ah ma's pace.
That's my day. Sries to my "fans" who stuck to my every word ever since 1 week ago.
Those who despise Rachel or feel like **** note this censored word does not start with F
The equation is here
Hot+ Dog
=Hot+ ****
=Hot + ****
= Hot ****
And then roy started coming in and started spewing his way with **** note this censored word DOES start with F
ANd Rachel lost her appetite.
IF you find that Rachel was my main focus today, you are more or less right, this blog post was dedicated to huilimate her.
I am Yy, Yang Yi, Fat Yang, laughing Buddha, santa claus, u can call me anything related 2 fats, juz not anything related 2 h0m0sexuals.
