yeah 106 post ^^'
so this will be the last post for the blog
i will link my new blog later
once i find a URL i like
hm...
nvm
so 2day
breakfast was instant noodles
GREAT DAY 2 START WITH
lols
maybe not
nvm
took 184, as it came earlier than 963
and on 963 i always lean on ppl 184 i dun
weird sias
i m a screwed person
i dun understand y i called rachel an evil drumstick...guess i was random
nvm
reach sch
get 06 rifle
its my favourite rifle
other rifle v. unfamiliar 2 me
lols
we learnt sum or reviewed sum IMT shooting stuff
i was like
Bryan Cock It U Bitch
lols
sound dan sick
then i aimed at zaccheaus dick using my rifle
surprisngly...i think i wun be able 2 shoot him 4 awhile
sad
nvm
did the bloody rehearsal
where we look damn cool doin homad
or was it homat
and the jun kiat, body like galen when his neck pain that time
slanted
SL stupid de...we hav 2 carry rifle
carrying flag sux the most
so big
st. john lucky
join SL
can talk cock with them
unfair
and we GOH T_T
guards of honour
fck
nvm
aft that
dismissed for 1h 30 min lunch
go KFC la
i drank almoz everyone drink
took jiamin's mash potato
and...washed my hands ^^
WITH SOAP SUMORE
normaly
i juz use the condensed water and wash
lols
><
came bak
said hi 2 pony,galen, and zuo wei
talk abt racisim
BLACKIE
haha
then
screwed with the rifle
i lost my 06 rifle for 30 minutes T_T
my wife was stolen lols
landed in hands of ian
ian naughty boy, steal my wife
aft that
road march
aik wee still think he louder than me
this is wad we YY ppl say
BULLSHIT
there done
lol
bullshit wee
aft that
talk cock
laugh abt RGS NCC ppl
cuz they relax that time still diam
their voice deeper than us
they got more balsl than us
this wad je hon say
" next time u see them in specialist course, dun laugh at them saying robot girl's school. i swear to u, they will come to your tent at night, rape you, and leave you on the parade square. "
Reply from...sumone cant rmb i think its a boy..DUH
" Never mind, can steal their underwear"
Je Hon's reply," i dun think tey mind. i think they can march without wearing anything"
damn funny
then after that
took 963
lols
i did lean on sumbudy
sum indian guy i think
stupid accursed 963 bus

piece of bloody shiyt
now bloody blog said this is the 106th post
i dun buy it 4 a sec
nvm
this is the 105th post 2 me
and 2 all my readers
nvm
so 2day
i shall talk abt fri
i realised sumthin super weird
walk with hilda and rachel 2 sch super slow super noisy
walk with rachel 2 sch, super fast, moderately noisy
walk with hilda 2 sch, fast, v. noisy
which shoud i choose?
or walk with hong jing? super fast but exceed expectation of noisy
lols
nvm
wee
wee
oops i repeated myself
nvm
lessons
OH FUCK
THE SARDINE DECAYED
SO ROY WAS LIKE
how the hell it decay in 1 night, we put salt in it
lols
toothpaste
the fast decayer
nvm
no smell
i intro my nike shoe
witht eh chewing gum mark
haha
AFTER THAT
wad after thta
oh ya break
play taidi
then hav math
I GOT 19/23
COULD HAVC GOTTEN FULL
FCKIN RADICAL FORM
AND FCKIN QUESTION 4
,,,,
after that geog
GALEN SAND THE YOKO SONG
SO PRO
then after that
i said the pyramid
will look like a sexy lady shape
then in the end 1 really came out liddat
then
10 min 2 end of lesson
a broomstick walked in2 the classroom carrying a spike bag and a bag
maybe not broomstick...drum stick ^^
lols
so creepy
nvm
so got 3 h break
eat, play etc
retardness claming me
i taken so long write
nvm
skip 2 ncc
sibei slack
learnt nthing new
but when han siang said 2 relax and dun kan chiong
i said dun lie
haha
then i saw nikki and candice looking down on me from the 4th floor
so i decided 2 scare them off with my voice
IT WORKED
yeah
either that
or they gto v. sienz
and left
nvm
skip all this shit
until the...wad part...push ups ya
not alot
30
la
vl little
do slwly is harder
but i v. weird de
do push up come bak up
GOT CRACK SOUND
i at 1st v. scared thought bone crack
then realis only air
cheh
lols
so scary
i timer...
haiz...nvm

my blog says this is the 105th post...but i thought its was the 104th?
screw wad the blog says
i think i got draft i lazy delete
so this is the 104th post
lols
started the day with PE
I JUMPED 200 CM FOR THE 1ST TIME IN MY LIFE
AND RACHEL STILL CALLS ME NEUTRAL
AND SHE JUMPED ABT 30 CM LESSER THAN ME
pull ups i sux
yeah
condom mechanics lols
after that
play taidi as usual
after that
had ace
my top 3
HEALTH
FUN
POWER
woohoo
lols
after that
CANADIAN PIZZA FROM MS MAK
so sad
cant eat beef
so
ATE ONLY 1 SLICE OF TINY PIZZA...FLICK
so
2 compensatew
i took the chilli powder
bought h20
and
DUMPED THE CHILLI IN2 IT
AND DRANK AND DRANK AND DRANK
I LAZ POST PICS
it tasted nice
h2o with a tinge of spicyness
but i put pineapple in it
and jk
throw ice
keep endingup
under ms mak de
lols
after that
went bak up
play taidi again
wee
after that
chinese
wad happened ars
*rmbing*
cant rmb
memory blackout
oops><
nvm
axis
wad prob shit
so
we do furniture
ON THE WRONG THEME WOOHOO
we own
rachel pole dancing in the bus lols

103rd post
I HAVNT DO CHINESE AND PHYSICS HW
pro
and dunno wad 2 show n tell
clarice said sumthin abt raffia string
wth is tad
Oo
ruth wanted show her phone
white w850i
same phone as me ><
here my options for show n tell for ms bong :
middle fingers
107 class
white w850i phone
my ability 2 sing technologic by daft punk
my inability to sing mika songs
my chinese hw
a sandwich made out f hotdog,mayonaise,mustard,chilli,ketchup,barbeque,thousand island,curry sauce, with rice, bee hoon, chicken, bread. Oo
mcdonald pancakes
KFC zinger
my knee wound ( yup its still there)
Linkin Park albums
duel master cards
mahjong tiles
my ability 2 finish a whole tube of mentos in 5 mins
ncc boots
wahlao...so long...
wad else
poker cards
>< can play taidi after that in class
no else
all these come up with myself de
i wan intro 107
ian wan intro 106
yeahs

102nd post
ncc mostly
went 2 sch
15 min early
muz thank roy
i dun nid
wear boots
due to
HIS COFFEE
and he still getting screwed by
je hon
good luk man
anywayz
onward 2 the day
weee
*fast forward*
did marching ont he road
super hot
super sunny
super sweaty
super heavy rifle
super loud song
super wet tseren lols
he was like damn sweaty sias
and that...wads his name
nvm the fat part b
ah...hes worse than......THE SL'S
nvm
we learnt a new song
cold wind
and the kiri kenan thingie
cold wind
repeated when the cold wind blows like 10 times
so the song was like
in the early morning run
with my backack on my back
with the aching in my heart
and my shirt full of sweat
in the early morning walk
with my backpack on my back
and the aching in my heart
and my shirt full of sweat
and the cold wind blowsx 10 i think
i noe u hav 2 go
but hurry back home
i noe u hav 2 go
but hurry back home

then the other one wa slike normal timing
but i being the specially loud one
was made 2 shout NCC after saying the whole thing
so no duh i got sore throat
water break of 10 mins
3 mins were used 2 demonstrate the Sl the henta takki cheer or sumthin
so NCC became NUS high
then sir wanted me demonstrate SOLO
luckily other ppl join me
so we demonstrated
i think we were louder than the SL
even though they went physics lab
lols
wad does physics lab hav 2 do with this
nvm
learnt new drills as usual
we v. pro de...
tunkalankar dun screw up liaos
yeah
but it still sounds damn weird
did sizing drill last
suddenly
i think vanessa she was beside me on my left, yet i shorter than her
then she say," yang yi, u too short liaos"
wth...i dunno her she noe me
then after the satu duar thingie
she ask
yang yi, u r wad ar?
i also 4got
lols...
this thing happens 2 me alot
ppl noe me, i dun noe them
thats called pro
lols
sumore vanessa yr 3 is it...
emman gf
><
russhree became ram
raggas or wadeva his name is became ...oh fck cant rmb wad he said
then sum...yr 2/ 3 guy said he russhree
and his sister was a gal named wai lyn
nvm

101th post
2day
was ridiculous
took 184 2 NUSHS
play carnival shit
then
took 198
wityh...
zong yao
joo kee
boon chonh
candice
candie fren
ji hyun
IAN
lols make ian last
nvm
we made
joo kee
thought
he was late
so he chiong
like shit
damn funny
AND
candice
is super
short
mr ang singing lousy
dr hang and his son
was "paid" 15 dollars
2 sing
woohoo
oi pointed middle finger
with it wrapped in ice
not bad
nvm
science centre
walked aimlessly
in mcdonald
je hon
goin 2 screw roy
cuz
he put
coffee in my boot
2 good thing
dun nid wear no.4 for me
others nid
i lucky
then rachel call me
half way
through the thingie
we playin
taidi n dm lols
v. fuzzy
so hang up
lols
not bad ehs?
skip all this shit
got
screwed
by mr loke
due 2
playin taidi
lols
stupid thing i made up 2day
nobel is not 4th place
its 3rd runner/ first from bottom
so nobel is 1st is sumthin
lols
fibo is still bullshit
nobel logo
may be
1 of these 3
GREEN DRAGON
Incredible hulk
yang Yi ( who is he?)
the mascot is 1 of these 3
Dragoi=n
Incredible Hulk
Yang yi ( seriously who is this guy?)
the logo designer for yr 1
Yang Yi ( who the f** hell is this ass? so famous)
the person in front of u 2 chase
Yang Yi ( i gettin pissed with this guy now)
The nobel head yr 1
Yang Yi ( wtfh...hes the head?? wa jialat)
lols...
stupid nobel yr 1
nvm
lols
FARDAY IS LAST FROM BOTTOM
SO THEY R LAST

100th post
congratulations YY
2day
stay back
fdrom initally 1 o clock leave...to 4.30 lavge
play taidi, badminton, eat, do hw
2moro goin carnval
yeah
chem was ridiculous
THEY R GREY
ALKALINE METALS R NOT ACIDIC
best answer so far
2 me
lols
after that physics
mr chui is a good teacher
I UNDERSTOOD VECTORS
if ms lim tch
i think i...confused
yeah
chinese
weird
ms mak started with 1 of her signatuyre lectures
after that
play like hell
100th post
congratulations
so i shall dedicate 1 song
Hwere You;d Go
lols

countdown to 100th and `106 th post
this is the 99th post
2DAY WAS SCREWED
wait
2day
i was sitting beside the old guy
he had this old ppl smll
lols
i had no air con 2day so good
ran 2.4
FDCKIN SLOW
i ran last round w/o shoes
damn shiok
but socks got lipstick
timing...16 min
but quite a no. of ppl slower than me
SURPRISINGLY
i did 20 pull ups
a 32 cm sit n reach( won rachel by half a cm)
195 standing broad jump
daryl loves me?
no thx man
i wan remain a perfectly norml homosapien
not like wen jun 2day
kiss ian
scary
so
after all that
house meeting
this is wad happened
who u wna 2 be the mascot - mr soon
YANG YI- yr 1 nobel
who u wan 2 be the logo- mr soon
YANG YI - yr 1 and yr 5 nobel
who u wan design logo- mr soon
YANG YI - yr 1 nobel
who u wan me your yr 1 house leader- mr soon
YANG YI- yr 1 nobel
wah lao
so in teh end
i became yr 1 nobel hosue ldr
FLICK
so sad
galen becomin faraday ldr no surprise
me become ldr...WHOLE WORLD BECOME UPSIDE DOWN
and after all that
axis
wa...
stupid sias
grandmother hallucinate
fall down
colin psycho
kill her
ah that all
nvr sleep on 184

lets start with my 98th post
should i stop at 106th post then start another blog?
maybe
v. good idea
show dedication 2 class
><
then next year
stop at 206th post
continue liddat
><
so cool - hilda
lets start 2day
with an sms
wei hilda on the bus? if she is can ask her take 196 2day ? i 4got take umbrella - rachel
lols
it was foggy not rainy
lols
nvm
start with ncc
wore stupid uniform
our change parade is 8 min for changing in, 2 mins for me changing out
LOLS
fast
woah... i juz craked all 10 fingers of mine
continue...
maths
inverse proportion stuff
then we used it in geog
yeah cuz of graphs
geog tcher owe us EACH 5 dollars lols
cuz got age fee, and time fee, and galen-ness fee
galen u rock
wad else...
1 h break
I 4GOT HAND IN PHYSICS
i pro
play taidi
i won with ace pair and a 3 of hearts
thats wad we ppl call pro
lols
this is wad we call nub
joo kee has 3 twos
and lost 2 me and i only hadf 2 aces
haha
3 ncc ppl gang up on roy
haha
then had chem with ms teh tarik
wth...i change alot ... i cant even rmb the jokes
haiz...parents
nvm
happy stuff lols
think abt happy stuff
like torturing rachel with mika
and makin sure boots> spikes= studs
lols
i rmb during canteen
I ATE FISH BEE HOON
THEN ROY SMARTASS GO TAKE JOSH SOUP POUR INSIDE ALONG WITH HIS WINTER MELON DRINK
i shotued that
heard giggling
Oo
either that
or i m hearing things again
lols
so played badminton ;like alot
and became 105 bopys servant
buy their drinks
leon's and shreyas's
pitiful me
Oo...maybe not
rachel kept asking for mentos from me
when it should be other way round
><
and 104 2day ended damn late
so i talked 2 the girls
then i wanted at least 1 of them 2 kcik/ punch me in the stomach
but,,,NOT EVEN JI HYUN WAS WILLING 2 DO IT
haha...that is pro
cuz she said i too fat
she sounds like zhi yuan...say old things over n over again
except with lim pei pei perkiness
lols
wad else
oh yeah
ZHI YUAN WANTED 2 PRACTIC BANGING
so i showed him how 2 do it
lols
-those that dun understand the meaning of banging, ask jk-
Brick> wooden ruler
so go home
saw nikki
said sumthin 2 RC
then she heard it
see la...104 totally opposite from 106
106 got hearing problem
they got reading problem
and execclent hearing
maybe 106 got execclent reading
hm...
naqh
MS BONG TOOK OVER LIT 2DAY
haha..
and
got 1 v. smart person
beside me on the bus
sleep
keep lean on me
so hav 2 keep push the person back
quite annoying...
but its fun
train arm muscle
lol
-POST ENDS HERE-
CURRENT NO, POST
98

I SIEI PAISEH
i dunno how wear belt in front of junior
lols
and rachel , i hav a worse bus stop mising experience than u
AND GERMANY WILL WIN
that y i order kfc later ^^
and hilda request me 2 do this
HER BDAE ON 9TH AUG, MUZ GIV HER PRESENT
wth...
><
2day so sleepy
in tuition class fall alseep
super funny de
i make noise in class, stay back
i dun make noise in class, still stay back
wth...
tcher is prejudiced against me
lols
i hav been opying the RI seargent major alot lately
keep scolding my bro
haha spastic
how many bpps next year?
I BET U LES THAN THIS YR
GERMANY MUZ WIN
SPAIN WIN
I DUN CARE
LAUGH AT THEN
SAY SPASTIC SPAIN
HAHA

ah...
finally can use com
yeah
wad hgappened 2day
oh yeah mentoring
103 came 2 our class...we decided giv them all our collection...budden they say dun wan
see la 103 u r nuts
especially that yao rui guy...or was it that nerdy malay
i think it is the nerdy malay
who is he??
lols
MS BONG BONG BONG GONG DONG AH GONG...ah wadeva...ms bong cut 10 mins of our already only 30 min break
rachel made damn weird names
ms tay our ms teh our cam tcher...can become ms teh tarik
racial harmony become rachel's harmony
ms bong become ms bong bong - hilda
nvm
after break...which i did almoz nthin
had math
which we aced finish
and chee seng was exempted
so...he was making water tornadoes in his water bottle
so weird
OO
celebrate hilda' bdae on national day
INTERCLASS MAHJONG/TAIDI
lols
so after geog
where we saw this super ridiculous video
listing all the countries with that mexican theme
so cute
after that 3 hour breka
play taidi....WON 18 ROUNDS STRAIGHT
roy u nub
seeu kun got cock
as shuttlecock fell in2 her lap there
rachel also got
then she threw it at my head
then say," YY ur cock on ur head
dickhead?
continued playing taidi
105 sux
watermelon
lols
NCC
had pt
wah fck
1.6km
then had 2 say timing
left right left bang
that y we so slow
but i got stitch at 800m
wah fck damn pain
then doin push ups on track at 3pm is not nice
cuz
its already screwed up hot
then when u move ur hand 2 another position
WAH LAO WEI SUPER HOT
i despise track
*the track..the one we run on
lols
so after that
RIFLE DRILLS
i cant do the flick up n catch shit one arm is easier 2 me
FLICk up...clarice read it as Fck up
see la RC, u got eharing prob, ur best fren got reading prob
haiz...
nvm
so we learnt all the new drills
tseren...leave the timing 2 me...
so we did the henka tunki drill?
n i ended up shouting like until get sore throat
and this wad sir said," louder
wth...
i made clarice n...sum indian 104 girl n pony stand up and i ended up getting laughed at
so decided 2 bully pony later
n i did
AISYAH U WILL SCREW UP IN FLAG RAISING
IF U DUN MAKE A SINGLE MISTAKE I WILL SALUTE U ...BUT V, BRIEFLY
SAME FOR CLARICE N PRADEEP
><

GERMANY WON TURKEY WOOHOO
AND I GOT NETHERLANDS FROM JACK N JILL
HAHA RACHEL
WAIT...I GIVIN 2 HER LATER ANYWAYZ:p
I WAN 2 BURN MAGNESIUM...ITS FUN I RMB BURNING IT DURING NCC COOK OFF
SO COOL - HILDA
YEAH
I LEARN THROUGH MUSIC N BODY SUMTHIN
CANT BELIEVE I LIMPED MY WHOLE LAST ROUND IN THE 2KM ROUND
IF I DIDNT...I COULD HAV PASSED
LOST 2 RACHEL BY 3 SIT UPS
LOST 2 IAN BY 9
WON WEIJUN BY ALOT
I ONLY DID 38
THEN ...WAIT...WAD DID I MISS
OH YEAH
MISS TEH CAN BECOME MIS TEH TARIK?
ALMOZ SLEPT IN BIO
AND MS LIM STILL...WAD THE WORD
ROLLER COASTR WAS FUN
SNATCH IS A WEIRD WORD DESCRIBING AN OBSECENE ITEM
NEHTERLANDS...GERMANY...ITALY
AND DM
YEAH
WAH...2DAY
THOSE PPL TAKE MUSIC
WE D8N CARE THEM, PLAY TAIDI SIAS
FCK...I LOST WITH 2 2'S
THAT IS CALLED PRO
AND 2 VENT MY ANGER
I FAILED 2 DESTORY DARYL'S 5 X 5 RUBIK...I SHALL ONE DAY

106 MONDAYS R SCREWED...fri and thurs r nice
wednesday also screwed
Y PE ON AXIS DAY
AFTER HOT N STUFFINESS..AHV 2 CHANGE BACK 2 HOT N STUFFY FORMAL???
WTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHH
T_T
oh n gratz 2 chee seng for being the ONLY one from M08106 makin it in2 2nd round
yeh
lets clap
weee

this was posted cuz i liek the ni. 92

kays
this is ridiculou proof of wad 1 letter or a few edits 2 ur name can cost

Petrina gives me stomachache due 2 her uncooked chicken wing
Patrina gives me headache...dunno y
Calvin came for gathering
Kelvin didnt
Cheryl's hair is messed up
Sheryl's love for marshmallows is messed up
Clarisse is half blind
Clarissa is immature
Tseren sounds weird
Semen sounds weirder
Yang Yi is not as fat as last time
Zi Yang is fatter than last time
Benedict is smart
Benjamin isnt
wad else ars...
dun thimk hav liaos

so 2day...v. weird
started out doing normal stuff
drills wait no we started with PT first
run 3 rounds
stretching
10 push ups
20 sit ups
yeah no loose pants
conversation in 2nd round
Jun hui : This is way better than running with boots
Me: That is way better than running with loose pants
><
o
my knee looks as if it has been cooked by browning in fat and then simmering in a closed container ( copied from msn)
lols
yeah
after that
relernt all the drills
keblakan during marching
BERHENTI timing for sum ppl
and be-long
funny sias
bryan is the worst timer i ever heard ( no offense man)
so soft
lag behind timer
lols
the SL's during our water break decidd not 2 use normal timing
they started singing twinkle twinkle little star
so after that
i suggested using
1 little, 2 little 3 little indians as timing
me got punished with 10 pumps
pro hors
si bern
after all that stuff
we learnt new command
tunkalakr...dunno how spell
so the timing was like this
Tunkalakar check
and it sounded so nice like a rap song beat
like...dunno wad song
so nice ><
but stupid thinhg
usually
ppl screw up be4 tunkalakar
i screw up AFT tunkalakar
wth...
and
u see the SL's and NCC do tunkalakar
look like trying 2 do catwalk but everytime in front got big boulder de
and the indian timer of Sl
v, crazy
emman say," ragga u challenging zaccheaus
Ragga( dunno how spell his name) : DUN WAN I WAN CHALLENGE YANG YI
Me: I SCARED OF U DUN WAN LEH
tunkalakar...tomb's obama?
Oo...wei...y i curse obama...i wan him win hilary leh
lols
wad else
oh yeah
be4 the bersurai drill..or was it persurai
the ncc decided 2 do a bit more pt
i did 20 pumps in 2 mins +...slowly...
emman wnated m sit on him and do pumps
i sat on him
I OWED XAVIER 5 PUMPS...
okay 5 not alot
the following r pictures shown of wad NCC did...i juz took photots while st. john laughed at us
oh yeah aisyah was laughing like hell when i was tlakin abt the the tunkalakar check song
then i confused the Sl's ...keep repeating tunkalakar...then bernard make me do more pumps
:
square push up( next time tseren come,...i wan him me josh and jun hui do same thing)



bernard( FIBO shirt)...raggas...jun hui( PE shirt) xavier...this is pro
but only 1 push up lols

same ppl...juz be4 the push up

bernard...swimming on top of xavier is it?

raggas humping floor

emman bei ta han liaos..everyone humpinh

erm...this is the result of wad happened in KFC

oh yeah
arguement b/w me n bernard

B: YY i wan all ur part a's challenge me 2 commando pumps
Josh: how many can u do
B: nvr count
YY: i dun wan accept...cuz my commando and urs different.
ur one...normal commandos dun destroy the crotch...urs is CDC pump. Crotch destroying commando
* Bernard demonstartes his commando*
*heard his crotch get banged on2 floor*
Told ya...
then everyone start laughing
yeah...
time 2 laugh at SL's soon again
start now
yeha i noe who debra is ...how 2 spell her name
BJ 's theme song..
BJ can stand for many things
bing jie...blow job...banans in pyjamams...

lols...2day bbq dunno whether is bbq....damn funny though
lols
so wake up
do all basic shit.
prepared for the gathering
and chiong ar walked all the way 2 cashew heights
sui event no.1... i got lost
so had 2 call clarissa
ask her lead me 2...the pool
i ended up sitting on a hill enjoying the breeze
wah so shiok
almoz feel alseep until clarissa FINALLY found me
after that met josh and the others
played sum lame football...and gavin super pro sias
*salutes mockingly*
he kicked the ball out twice...
one time it juz fell on2 the drain
other time...well...
it actually hit those pole thingies and flew again and it went all the way 2 the buildings there
yong ming even pro0er
*salutes mockingly again*
i blocked him in football
then
this wad happen
he pissed, grab the ball bounce it so much force
it flew over the gate...
pro
oh yeah
be4 that sui event no.2
playing badminton with vincent
then he hit so much 2 my right
i jumped 2 my riught...and rolled down the slope 2 the rock road...and knee got braised
okay
after that
after...doin eating sumthing
went bak 2 court
played basketball / foot ball this time
lols
this is the most sui event sias
the netball flew over the gate...i decided get it as sienz
then
hoisted myself over the hole in the huge gate...
metal mini spike..snagged my pants...
then i continued...
*RIPPPP*
wah...then keep touching my butt find the hole...
got 1 big slash on the right cheek pants...wth
so later
after that
also sui
the girls stupid joycelyn...force me play badminton...so i keep using backstroke for fun
then the girl clarissa say YY v.obscene.
so i said," then CLOSE UR EYES
wad ele
oh yeah
suddenly
news spread that i ripped my poants
so everyone ask me turn arnd..
i juz walked bakwards :P
and...
1 girl named clarisse...
she said," I noe u...
but i dunno her...
keep trying rmb
but keep 4get de
hey wait...I RMB
oh wait...no thats not her
lols
oh yeah
also got sui event no.4
challenging..cant rmb 2 push ups
then sudden;ly eu wen that horny asshole
stuck his pants the front part in front of my head
said <" suck my balls YY
i immediately ran away
lols
then after that
listened 2 eu wen's specialty jokes
when did zinia became a eu wen listener...
and when did touch my body became touch my penis...
nvm
so wait..all this in wrong order..nvm
abt 5 + we started barbecue...
that was when i did all sorts of crap.
i was showing ppl the way 2 destress
mainly..candy...( blow job ><)...squeeze (...dun nid say...) tribal dance ( juz whacked)
then we started placing charcoal
lighting the fire
then calvin the expert
copied patrina's method of starting a fire
he amde joshua powder-ize the charocal...then sprinkle them over the fire
then wth...whole place filled with smoke...
then calvin was like..* ah fire fire yeah***
lols
so this is wad happened
after FINALLY creating a fire
we started doing the food..
NVR ACCEPT BBQED FOOD FROM CLARISSA
OR PETRINA
those 2 giv me stomachache
i said 2 others including petrina saying... the chicken got blood!!
then yong ming was like.." of cuz lar YY. Chicken no blood then how * stands still*
almoz laughed 2 death
lols
gimme stomachache...
oh wait that was sui event no.5
now i noe petrina can nvr be housewife...coking sux
this was wad i suggested
pouring coker on the marshmallows then bbq them
...in the end...
gooey marshamllow
i bite it...how 2 describe...
like...eating slug liddat
so slimy
but it got faint coke tinge
but i had enugh of my ingenious cooking
and gav the rest 2 the girls
THERE WERE MORE GIRLSTHERE WTH
so all of them wanbted me tur arnd look at hole
WTH...
wad else did i do
oh yeah
i suggestsed...or was it damon...
he suggested putting butter in2 bbq pit
he put
the whole fire almoz reached my hand
so this was wad we did instead
we didnt wan 2 waste antural resources as charcoal is expensive
so we juz took
ota- toothpicks
satay sticks
tissue paper
toilet paper
and dump them in2 bbq pit
...
then josh mother scold me n damon
say our throwing inside stuff will poison everyone
lols...
clarissa like xiao mei mei lidat
throw tantrum keep jumping up n down
juz beuz i drank water from her nike bottle...
i was thirsty
and i kept stealing cheryl...or was it sheryl...nvm the one...wait..both dun wear glasses...wth...nvm 1 of them..not the one with hair like messy that one
her marshmallow
then she was like
YY my marshmallow!!!
oh yeaj
during bbq
i took sum ice
and bombarded the girls with it
anjd i rmb 2 times i was bombarded with water bombs from gavin earlier that day
i dun nid
i use cold water also cn
they scared liaos
2day also damn weird
one say YY u still as fat
other one say YY u hav lost weight
Oo
nvm
after eating all the stuff
played block catching
i hid in weird place
basketball court behind goal post
the place where ah ben. ah bird, ah qing, and ah...who the last ah...oh yah ah tim playing hoops
then clarissa, clarisse and sum girl called wan ying is it..they came in
clarisse...she was staring exactly at me and nvr report/ see me
wad the hel...i was drinking coke behind goal post...
then sumore ...thise 3 PLAYED basketball...still nvr see me wth...
so i surrendered myself walk bak 2 bbq pit.
sole survivor
i pro
lols
next rnd not so pro
i got lost..
then gavin caught me
3rd time
play block
went staircase 16~8th~10th~1st floor
1st floor kena caught by tim...
wad the hell
then had pic
everyone all make finger guns pointing 2 me
yeah i pro
wait...i rmb during block catching
i sprained my ankle and hit my knee..at the exact same spot
sui event no.6
" muz get sui event no.8 cuz 8 is auspiscious no."- edited version of wad calvin said
so i got until sui event. no.7
wait..8
if u count getting laughed by sjohua's parents and gavin lifting up the hole flap every few minutes as sui events
yeah
2moro got NCC
so shiok...
juz hope still can run properly...
><
sure can de
i YY
do crazy things all the time...
but i wasnt crazy enugh 2... well hey wait
2day wad i said the most
CLARISSA GO BACK HOME GRAB A STAPLER SO I CAN STAPLE MY PANTS SHUT
OO
drastic measures...

ah...this is wad joshua wanted me 2 write at my starting
ZHi yuan do ur pumps properly!!!
u keep humping and when everyone do 9 pefect pumps and abit tired..sum even not even breaking a sweat...u did 9 humps face red de
and when u march...u dragged ur boots
if u didnt dragt he only YY do 60 push ups we dun nid do!!!
- Joshua Sia Yi Zhi ( got more de but scared we both go jail :P)


now on to my post
ah 2day...had fear of 963 liaos...so went early reading my halo book fall of the reach on the 184 bus...
miraculously...the ncc uni doesnt feel heavy anymore
yeah
2day we broke record
...9 ppl came??
then guess wad
ONLY 1 ST.JOHN CAME
EXCLUDING JEREMIAS LAR
HAHA AISYAH
u suck :P

ah nvm
after that
we marched alot
i was amde timer
i hate being timer
zhi yuan u damn sweaty lehs
and the velcro 2 giv ncc that hourglass figure...well it duesnt help much in marchng
stupid tseren nvr cum
Oo...
oh god...
thats sick
nvm
lets move on
weee
cuz i didnt wan 2 be timer of the whole lot
i purposely made xavier punish us
91 chain push ups
divided by 10
guess who got the extra 1
me yeah
10 push ups 4 me
while ZY did 9 humping face redder than...hilda's after playing netball :P
is that an accurate..ya should be
after that we MARCHED 1.2KM WTH
pro hors...
after that
we had our punishments
20 push ups
40 crunches
20 sit ups
5 assisted/non-assietd pull ups
emman did twice of each
so when doing the 80 crunhes
he was like this
FUCKING( up 1)
PART A( up 2)
DO UR(up 3)
MARCHING(up 4)
PROPERLU(up 5)
U( UP 6)
KANI(up 7)
NABU( up 8)
JIBAIS (up 9)
FUCKASSES( up 10)
he kept repeating after that
laughed 2 death as i was beside him as emman noes i cheat at crunches...I JUZ LIFT MY HEAD PRO HORS

and i dented jun nhui's boot and elbowed josh;s nose after...succesffuly doing 4 assisted pull ups
:P
yeah 2moro 6i/6j gathering at cashew heighs

Yippee friday 13th over...yet i was damn lucky on that day Oo
nvm
yeah lvl 49 fighter... yeah...sries maple ^^
i think i should thank god i didnt go for DSAA. 1...NUSHS nobody i noe
2... nanhua wen jun going...
muz offer rpayers 2 ji hyun liaos...
wan fried bee hoon or normal :P
wad else ars...
cnt beleive mariah carey is so close failure.
:P
hate her anywayz
hope her album goes bust
great
owe bernard 400 push ups
do 10 every week
should eb able 2 coplete it in abt 1 yr.
reason y i owe him 400 push ups?
cuz i said... how mnay words...lemme count 1..2..3..4...5..6
FIbo SUX / part c are stupid
and i landed with 400
its 400 not 12400 josh
who in their right mind does 400 push ups
who in their best mind who do 12400?
can it be sit ups:P
sit ups easier
my arm no str
stomach power ^^

This is now listing the top 10 bands of mine...
#1 : Linkin Park ( No duh ) Favourite songs : Numb/ what i've done/ faint
#2 : All American Rejects( yeah aar) Favourite songs : Move along/ The Last song/ dirty little secret
#3 : Breaking Benjamins ( anybody ever heard of them ) Favourite songs : DIary of Jane/ Blow me away/ Until The end
#4 : Simple Plan ( Go SP!!!) Favourite Songs : your love is a lie/ welcome to my life/ i'm just a kid
#5 : CLick 5 ( sum ppl hate them but i like them) Favourite songs : Happy Birthday/ Just The Girl/ Empty
#6 : Yellowcard ( u go ) Favourite songs : breathing/ light up the sky/ only one
#7 : Bon Jovi ( old but nice) Favourite songs : its my life/ have a nice day/ Hallejulah ( did he sing this btw cuz i go youtube...alot of ppl sing and one of them is his band)
#8 : Green day( emo but nice ) Favourite songs: Basketcase/ American idiot/ Holiday
#9 : Boys Like girls (...how come no girls like boys :P) Favourite songs : The great escape/ hero heroine/ thunder
#10 : MCR ( last but not least...as least is rihanna) Favourite songs: Famous last words/ Cancer/ Teenagers



Most 5 not liked SOLO singers/rappers :
#1 not liked : RIHANNA( -censored- ) Most hated song : Umbrella
#2 not liked : Mariah Carey ( E= MC^2?) Most hated song : Touch my Body
#3 not liked : Britney Spears ( ...maybe abit ) Most Hated song : Gimme more
#4 not liked : Fergie ( okay she is okay but i still dun like her much ) Most hated song : Fergalicious
#5 not liked : JT( same situation as fergie sries man ) Most hated song : Sexyback


Song names i dislike or like : *maybe quite little** have some comments*
Sexyback ( erm......nxt got hairy back... bloody back...)
So Sick ( Hachoo?)
Touch my body ( sound like for porn star liddat)
Piece of me ( i rather hav nthing from britney)
Closer( weee closer...)
Take A Bow ( rihanan u girl u do courtsey)
Hate that i love you so ( to rihanna, love that i hate you so)
Wakeup call ( lols...godnight call)
Wake me up when september ends ( weee...)
American idioit ( Singaporean idioit)
Holiday( sch day)


kays done
hav fun
holis ending soon yeah
NUSHS
wad hav u done 2 me n my frens/enemies

Erm..indiana jones was nice...super funny
there was 1 part...where the boy holding ehe rapier was fighting vs another woman with a rapier
then he was standing in b/w 2 cars
so they were driving n the jungle
so alot alot of [plants came under him...dot dot dot
damn funny
advert also nice
git 1 guy staring at gal boob then jk was like omg omg
roy was sucking on his hot doggie
4 reasons unknown to yy-kind
:P
wad else....
oh yeh
i muz hav been nuts that day
plauing arcade
popcorn ordered sweet AND salted mixed in 1 bag.
jk pu his corn in2 a plastic bag for his younger bro?
andthe 700 bus freakin full
and i mt XL kok 2day.,
say hi 2 xuan liang everyone
now bugging joycelyn go NUSHS
cuz joshua asked me 2
JOYCELYN GO NUSHS LAR
then...wad else happened
playing taidi
nd duel masters
and talkin abt barbecued chicken 4 sum reason
ah well nvm
cant believe ncc yr 1 hav 2 perform at NDP
josh : the only reason y the students look at the ncc yr 1 is to look at YY.
YEah...lols

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